Sooo my grandpa ate half a quart of paint today thinking it was yogurt

Climate change better hurry up and kill us

The birds outside my window at 6 am

that boy spongebob was an absolute threat behind the wheel

Nice guys be like

Get tf out my way type way. @dvbbs BRIDGE

How’s THAT for Twang?!🤠 Mason Ramsey #Twang

....... anyway ladies, tasers are $10 on amazon prime

find the person who doesnt pay taxes: 👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿 👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿 👧🏻👧🏼👧🏽👧🏾👧🏿👧🏻👧🏼👧🏽👧🏾👧🏿 👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿 can’t find them? its because theyre right here 👶🏻👶🏼👶🏽👶🏾👶🏿 fact: babies are idiot leeches and dont fucking pay taxis

took his advice n now this is how the fuck i’m livin

The only Thanksgiving Video that matters x.com/30SecFight/sta…

Nobody: Toddlers when Baby Shark comes on:

Drunk me making sure I'm good before I go back out there...😂

Easily a weekend for the books 🍻 Shoutout to Chad, Brad, Tom, Brian, Chadster, Bradster, Brad, Duke, Jay, and Timmy (shmitty 🙄😂) for making it so great 👍 love you boys

Crazy that they're hiding this from the mass public ...

whenever i walk by a tree

no one under 5’8 should have a driver’s license. where you driving to? preschool ??

Top sheets are unnecessary and dumb and I’m tired of pretending that they aren’t