"What are you, a cat?" Casually munching on a pop tart.

| why is auto correct messing up my replies?

| PK mains are better than Cent mains, my dude. I hate that character.

He's just sitting there, on his phone, trying to call his Dad. Riiiiing....riiiiing...riii- The number you have dialed is no longer available. "...Well fuck you too!"

"On another note, did I just hear someone use the joint signal?"

"Hmm..." He's staring at his phone, which is filled with the following contacts: Weed Guy No. 1, Weed Guy No. 2, and so on. "Decisions.."

"Wait a sec-" Squints. "I know that girl... What was her name again? Starts with an "A".."

| Thanks to Fate GO, I'm getting Medusa muse. Ugggggghhhhhh.

"Movin' over to..." He waits, adding dramatic effect to his words. "That side of the parking lot. Whenever I actually bid for that space."

"Pfft, kids." He's too baked to even care. x.com/niceboivernice…

He had looked away before that, but when he heard glass crack, his heart sank. Was it his- IT WAS HIS CADILLAC! "OI, FUCKERS!" He's practically foaming at the mouth, and he's stomping over like a mad demon. x.com/niceboivernice…

| That reminds me, I gotta start coming up with a development arc for my demon oc.

| Shit, every ones getting shot today.

"Dude.. Hey dude... What would you do if you could smoke with the Gods?"

| I've been neglecting my accounts! Fate GO is EVIL!

| bruh

Suddenly pauses, a cheeto hanging from his mouth. "I sense a disturbance..."

"Heyyyy... I'm not drunk..." Totally hammered.

"Ugh... Shit.." He's just staring at his phone after making thirty calls to thirty different people. No one answered. It's just not his day..