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#ProudBoys Doing my part to reclaim the hashtag. (And also enjoy my slightly tilted bisexuality. Boys are for looking at, girls are for marrying.) This scene, so purty.

Boo. (Not taken for Halloween, but subject-appropriate. See alt text for description if you need it!) #halloweenisnotcancelled

#halloweenisnotcancelled while this exists. instagram.com/p/CGXq3gqn9bk/…

#halloweenisnotcancelled because this skeleton has some complaints to file about the position of the lighting apparatus. (A contribution from bestie @ohinmo) instagram.com/p/CGbEvWPH4Ej/…

Petition to auto-append "isnotdead" to any tweet tagged with the name of a person whose wikipedia entry referenced that name in the present tense on the previous day. Users may manually edit the tag if the person in question is, in fact, dead. #levarburtonisnotdead

I am unimpressed with Indiana's new contraception campaign. #leaveroomforjesus

To celebrate the return of my water, I give you That Which Must Be Retweeted When It Shows Up: Tom Holland Lipsyncs Singing in the Rain and Umbrella. youtube.com/watch?v=1i5DEi…

You're welcome. #recordsmanagement #archives

From the archive of archivists past... #archives #recordsmanagement

....No, Petco . No, I don't think my pets would enjoy that. 🤣

This tag is cathartic. And Dora judges them SO goddamn hard. (From beyond the grave.) #catsjudgingthesupremecourt #1_Dora #2_Fred #3_TheKraken #4_ChristinaBritneyBunter

#archivesmonth #Indiana

It us. #screwplausibledeniability