everytime someone tweets ‘my 6yo just said *profoundly funny comment’ im like no they absolutely did not

rebecca anthony + nicholas

pussy in power call that cunt-rol🫡

just ONCE i wish i would see a very small mouse sitting under a toadstool in real life .

PLEASE check ur kids halloween candy! my mom gives out full sized chocolate bars,, ur gonna wanna snag those for urself☝🏼

my list

green flag if she sits criss cross applesauce on her chair to eat

if my mom doesnt get me + my sister matching pyjamas for xmas im gonna skin her alive

pretend ur unable to be perceived by m*n (🤢) + watch how ur life changes

new years resolution; planning to be a lot more ominous strange + unsettling moving forward💯💯💯

in 2023 im finally gonna learn how to change my printer ink 🙏🏻

be honest have u ever peed in ur backyard when all of the toilets were occupied i said bE FUCKING HONEST

asserting dominance by being the first one on my street to put out our recycling bins

why are period symptoms like low back pain, 🙌huge tits🙌, wanting to kill myself

this pop is so not based

Has anyone else noticed how ominous and unsettling 🪱re-bug-uh🪲🐜🦗 has seemed lately?

theyre looking cause shes wearing a stupid hat

how about we just stop with the boats

i like this straight couple