No, THIS is why the internet was invented. 😺😺😺😺

They came, they saw, they died

So, 64 999 is the limit? 🫡

I know this is a simulation, and I'd like to have a word with the manager please. NOW! 😡

I've learned to predict the weather. When you see clouds forming straight lines and grids, the next day will be gray and the rain will be toxic...

"Funny"... Just realized, every time I ask Grok something, I now specify right from the initial prompt, "and keep it short, I don't want your BS woke essay". He's like a retarded wokey.

A smoke detector made a beep today. So I changed the battery. And preemptively changed another one's battery, since the batteries came in a pack of 2. The whole process took 30 seconds. 👍

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FOOHAHA Washingtons ghost Sorry sir, it was a mistake! It will never happen again.

Here's step by step guide on how to discipline a cat: 1. You slap yourself, because you're wrong. 2. You give the cat a treat, because he's right. 3. Pet the cat. 4. Clean his litter box. HURRY UP HOOMAN! Follow for more tips on how to handle cats.

AmericanPapaBear™ Cashless society means banks have ALL the power. You can't vote out bank owners . Then, as an example, they can decide to not release money of a politician they don't like. All your rights are over when cashless society arrives.

Physics Memes

0 likes... I've been told by a reliable source that my posts do not suck, but people just hate me. 😎

This is the funniest "I can't breathe" I've ever seen... - No, I'm the one who can't breathe now 🤣🤣🤣😭

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Chrome sucks.

Fixed it.

Ok, here's my idea for even more efficient transport of humans