Kill them with success and bury them with a smile.

Skinny = anorexic , thick = obese , virgin = too good , non-virgin = slut , friendly = fake , quiet = rude. You can never please society.

No trust = No relationship, just two people spending time together.

Usain Bolt runs at 31mph which sounds good, but if he hits a child there's a 40% chance they'll die.

Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots.

People love to bring up your past when your present and future look better than theirs.

Miley Cyrus donated her hair to a Cancer charity. And you're calling her "ugly"??

Sunrise on Mars - one of the most amazing photos ever seen: twitpic.com/aj7289

#TextFromTheEx "I miss you" Me: *Ignores text*

#iDoThatMittRomneySmirkWhen my teacher forgets to collect the homework.