My neighbor is old, has dementia and is hoarding cats and they use my lawn as their toilet. I wouldn't mind a Haitian on my block to be honest.

One of my biggest regrets tonight was when Kamala boasted about her endorsement from the Cheneys, Trump not saying, "You're welcome to it."

I think he likes to be choked. He's just got this sorta look.

I'm quite weary of the engagement farmers.

If you think Dave Rubin is entertaining or interesting in any way whatsoever, fix your shitty life.

Peter Doocy would be good.

Oi mate! You got a loicense to assault me like dat?

I need a Michael Hogan HCS VoicePacks for Elite Dangerous. I'd pay premium bucks to get it!

I know! Let's all start trusting Mark. C'mon guys, he even likes steak now!

I do pretend at times I'm in a Raptor when flying my DBX. #EliteDangerous #BattlestarGalactica

My #SamsungGalaxyS6 is dying. It was my first and only "smart phone" I've ever bought which was nine years ago. When it does finally die I've no idea what to replace it with or whether I'd even go back to a flip phone of some sort.

I fixed it for you. 1. I'm running out of eggs 2. I want your babies 3. But I'm running out of eggs 4. I want to get drunk (even more) 5. Someone help me 6. This space intentionally left blank 7. I fell outta a coconut tree 8. Yes...definitely out of eggs 9. Hit character limit

I've never used tobacco in my life but I wanna do some chew with Tucker before I die.

Sseth is a genius. Also the game looks pretty good too. youtu.be/VQ4R8aJfgww?si…

#RyanRouth is either going to be spirited away to Iran or something or they're going to Epstein him while he's in custody.

In this day and age evil pedophiles can hang their heads high and be proud it seems.

HOA's are fascinating to me and I'm glad I don't live in one.

I can't believe we're only about six weeks from the election and about 8 weeks from knowing the results of the election.

Me after my morning coffee (cold brew w/2 espresso shots).

The greatest myth about public education is that throwing money at it will somehow make it better.