been waiting a long time for this screenshot Elon Musk

just got fired from Paxos. my job was to count decimal places and typecast uint256s. looking for work starting in January 2026000000000000.

Breaking: Paxos

Spot trading for Keeta (KTA) will go live on 22 October 2025. The opening of our KTA-USD trading pair will begin on or after 9AM PT, if liquidity conditions are met, in regions where trading is supported.

gold is trading like a Sol shitter

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$goog ath

alpha: 5x opportunity on Polymarket $goog will likely write off their latest EU fine into this quarters earnings (projected eps at $2.29) they did the same on the last 3 fine causing an eps miss 20c for miss on polymarket could be an easy 5x for Wednesdays #earnings call

Prediction markets seem to have whiffed on the Dutch election

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for 6eth, would you buy a Pudgy Penguins or a Bored Ape Yacht Club 🍌 ?

one taosand dollar coded. Bittensor

$serv to 1bn. coded

capitalism sucks because it works better for some than others socialism is better because it works for nobody equally

it's been a minute since I last minted smth. pump coded. PUCCA opensea.io/collection/puc…

in crypto, deep conviction means holding a though over a weekend

#NVIDIA can't win this one. miss earning and everyone says it's over, beat earnings everyone says we are in a bubble

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turns out he was building a non-profit after all. #openai #ChatGPT

Oh my gold