And IRL it's absolutely fabulous!

Mostly discovering the joys of the Twitter mute button and watching the number of notifications magically go down while drinking my second cup of Joe ☕️

I made you a GIF. Happy 4th, peeps!

For the love of God can Will Smith and Chris Rock just get over themselves already. It's been four L-O-N-G months since Slapgate and they're *still* bellyaching over it. It was a slap. For crying out loud move on.

KFC #70%Terrible

The House should get docked a day of pay for every day that they spend trying to pick a leader, starting with today. You had all day yesterday. Do your damn jobs. And then get some actual work done to help this country and it's people. #KevinMcCarthy

Messrs. McHenry and Buttersworth spreading some #Caturday morning love.

#SundayVibes #MrMcHenryLovesAGoodBlanket

open.spotify.com/track/28O4QR1T… Now on repeat.

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Really Sage Support This is how I have to get Sales Support? Via Twitter? Have you tried being a potential customer and having a question?

Saw this meme and immediately thought of S T E A ©️©️AND IRON 🥩🥓🧀🥚🍖

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Twitter search isn't working. That's what's {not} happening.

Getting ready to unfollow everyone on Twitter that talks about diet and health. Except Amy Berger and Ted ⚡️ Naiman. I am sooooo tired of watching y'all fight like 6 yr olds in a school playground and the rest of us still having zero clue what the hell we should eat as a result.

Amazon are raising the prices of my cookbooks on June 20th! 📷 NOW is the time!! I am offering SIGNED copies at 10% OFF the current Amazon price, along with free shipping 📷 They will never be this price again after June 18th 📷 DO IT!!!! 📷 payhip.com/CarrieBrown/co…

Yes: nearly 150 clinicians listed so far, including 43 prescribers. Help us grow this service! If you are skilled in using ketogenic diets to help people with mental health conditions, please submit your practice information--it's free to list and to search:) #Keto4MentalHealth

#SundayVibes

Watching 'What The Health' on Netflix and all I can think of every time any of the 'Drs' says something is WHAT THE ACTUAL F???? Are these people for real? Struggling to understand how they can be so deluded.

Trying to get help from Xfinity Support is like descending into the 7th level of hell. How do I remove my watch from my account? Chat and online 'support' useless, & no number you can call. Nothing obvious on app or online account.