From Tron: He may of beat me today, but nine times out of ten, it goes the other way. #foldedlikeacheapsuit

Clearly Tron is delirious. #impairedbodyaffectingbrainfunction

Tron beat me at a free throw contest in his room. #druggedatdinner

My niece (Tron's cousin) is threatening my life. #felonsinthefamily

Tron's uncle crushed us in Yahtzee - only one to get a Yahtzee and he got two! #brotherinlawbringsloadeddice

Tron won Uno today but he and his mom (aka Tron's mom) ganged up on me like Russia and China. #seethematICCwithPutin

Tron beat me, Tron's mom (aka Rose) and Tron's cousin for the intercontinental galactic Uno championship. #saltyindefeat

Tron's cousin (aka Felon) beat us at Uno #prisonreleaseprogramswork

Felon (Tron's cousin) is on fire at the Uno table tonight #Felononfire

Tron's mom drugged Tron with allergy medicine to dull his senses then beat us 3-0 in our Intergalactic Uno championship. #winatallcosts

Tron crushed me at UNO. He was undefeated. #beatenbadlyegoshaken

Tron's mom beat me in Rummikub in a hard fought battle! #mothersdayhangover

I beat Tron in our pre—church UNO tournament in a decisive fashion. #utterlydominateteen

I beat Tron twice in a row in Fluxx. #allinadayswork

I beat Tron's mom in the Intergalactic Universal Planetary Rummikub Championship by a score of 2—1. I dedicate my win to all the bespeckled bald players out there who have been tortured by negative sounding - but unfortunately true - nicknames. #InevitableBaldWin

Unfortunately Tron and his uncle decided to NOT honor today's holiday by securing a nefarious victory at the euchre table. Even worse they beat the future groom to be less than a week before his big day! #sportsmanshipisoverated

My ultimate victory in the Suborbital Atmospheric UNO Championship over Tron and Tron's mom was brutally ripped from my hands when Tron's mom played back to back draw fours to clinch the tiebreaking hand and win the series. #comebackkidslainatthetable

Mark Baker just crushed the broom ball course. #takemetoparistoringthebell

Mark Baker and Tron's mom reached a stellar level in their volleyball event to secure the gold #webad

Tron's mom beat me in the Intergalactic Universal Terrestrial National State Rummikub Grand Championship 2 game stop one. #ineedinstantreplay