I want my old Twitter timeline back.

Can we PLEASE stop with the "there's 750,000 unfilled cybersecurity jobs in the US?" I don't care what the "official" numbers are because it's certainly not reflective of the job market.

John Mulaney getting on stage and mercilessly mocking everyone at Salesforce’s Dreamforce conference is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read

This is the saddest shit I’ve ever read. No wonder Elon wants to get rid of the block function.

The sad thing about Brett Favre having Parkinsons is that he stole money from people on welfare.

Now you know why so many people are leaving Trump’s rallies so early. #LaughAtTrunp 🤣🤣🤣l

PayPal is updating their ToS to let themselves give your data to merchants starting Nov & they're banking on people not knowing to opt out, SO to opt out before they start: go to Settings >Data & Privacy > Manage shared info >Personalized shopping, & toggle that shit off

NEW: THREAD: A new ruling from Judge McBurney in Georgia overturning the abortion ban and allowing the procedure to continue has some REMARKABLE quotes. Let's take a look at just a few. 1/

Hey Elon, Can I have my designs back please? #ElonMusk #Elon_Musk

No bank executives arrested for laundering $670,000,000 in drug cartel money. But jump a turnstile and get arrested or shot for $2.90.

Georgia voter: Women are entitled to do what we need to do with our bodies. It’s necessary to save our own lives. Why is the government involved in women's basic rights? Trump: Yeah, I think it's great. For 52 years, they wanted to end Roe v. Wade. We were able to do it

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It's true.

reminder that the bcrypt hash function ignores input above a certain length! so if you do bcrypt(username || password) for some reason, a sufficiently long username will make it accept any password. to fix this you can sha256 the input first.

you’re not fooling anyone

It's become a meme at this point but it's real -- *if you are in line to vote and the polls close, stay in line and vote, don't leave.* If anyone tells you that you can't vote after the polls close while you're still in line, call 1-866-OUR-VOTE and know your rights.