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“Notify NYC: Reminder: we will not be cleaning the subway anymore until the next global pandemic.” 🙃

Alright ⁦Michelle Peluso⁩ 🙌🏼 campaignlive.com/article/cmo-50…

Free Britney

Can't dim his 𝒮𝐻𝐼𝒩𝐸. [ The Diamond | #UFC264 ]

To 2019 before all this sh*t happened.

Mr. Brightside or Levels Cc: Demo

This went from normal to concerning very quickly

Pressure is a privilege. It means someone cares about what you are doing.

"I'm just being honest" is a poor excuse for being rude. Candor is being forthcoming in what you say. Respect is being considerate in how you say it. Being direct with the content of your feedback doesn't prevent you from being thoughtful about the best way to deliver it.

It’s like Spotify knew it was my 30th bday yesterday

Just saw Batman walking down 6th Avenue with Minnie Mouse. And that’s it. That’s the tweet.

Now that the M&Ms are weighing in on current events, I want to know what they’re going to do if Russia invades Ukraine. We all know Skittles are puppets of the Kremlin, but will M&Ms stand with Ukraine?

BAM BAM LETS GOOOO 👊🏼🇦🇺

AI can barely accurately respond to a customer service chat and consistently pronounces my name as “ratch-eel” so I’m thinkin not quite yet…

I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means

How many of these “I’m leaving Twitter” people were also the “I’m moving to Canada” people? Like, okay then, go lol 👋🏼

Oh excellent, Christ is arriving in 2 minutes

👏🏼👏🏼♥️

You ever take a cab home through an old neighborhood and realize every place you used to love is now something else entirely?? Ferris Bueller might have been onto something…