*during sex* what the kind of pussy is this

pisssippa reformed hater Nah im never taking another boulder job again after the last one I did. They wanted me to push the boulder all the way up this hill. My airpods died so i dropped it and went home.

You got a purple heart in the culture war

dude titanfall 2 has the best single player campaign in shooter history. of course I can’t name a single character or plot point lol. also arthur morgan is the best written protagonist in any medium. did I mention that warframe is free and actually respects its players’ time?

i didn’t call anything out i made fun of his personality and you are conflating it with prescience you all need to find friends in 3rd spaces before you go insane and blow your brains out, covid is gone there’s no excuse now start a hardcore band or something please get outside

4-6 weeks...

Northernlion supercruise will be making a brief stop at little saint james island to relax at its beautiful beaches

Your broke boyfriend steals cologne out of magazines. he rubbing page 43 on his neck😭

theyre gonna have me on display at the Northernlion Supercruise like this

my fellow höllvanians

BREAKING: Microsoft has purchased a single two bedroom town house in Sydney

This and some Lazy Eye by Silversun pickups. I can almost hear summer whispering something in my ear. ..get lit with me.. get lit with me..

wait this actually rules what the fuck

shes listening to supercut by lorde.......

a peer into my fucked up twisted mind

Dude, history is going to be so kind to you because I am going to write it

If this movie has a major villain be a "gross old woman" i am writing off zach cregger as a director

Military contractor trans girl who gives incredible blow jobs call that LockHead Marina