cass what if the “english” come after you ??

or take your house and steal all your cool stuff.

i am suffering from a serious case of the fucking zoomies

normal people give their brother a HUG when they miss them 😡

s q u i r m — awkwardly patting his back in return. it’s…missed him too. not to be cheesy or anything.

shake it bake it booty quake it roll it around

he can move in with me, he seems really fun ! 😄

but i’ll feed him and everything 😔

i’ll watch him like a hawk, ma. 👁️👁️

“billy—” awkward chuckle. gently pushing away. “i get it i get it, i missed you too. let go! jesus —”

but i know where my rage is 😔

he counts the seconds in his head and shoves the younger playfully when they’re up. “freak.” as if it wasn’t a nice embrace. “i’m glad you’re still kickin and breathin. how was space?”

they tortured me in a lab until i could no longer use my awesome mutant powers

wrong catchphrase, dude.

be very disappointed?

what do you want LOSER

/ ghost notif on the account i don’t use gonna make me kms

i would rather drink paint 🙁

who you callin asshole ?? i’m like . a sweetheart ! ask wanda .

a ghost and a lgbt are on my doorstep right now bro what is goin on