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Invading England with my viking brethren.

Please settle the argument I'm having with Jelly. Which of these bowls has been done correctly? Mine is the one on the left: Cereal + Milk. Jelly's is the one on the right: Milk + some cereal.

JellyThePlat SHUT UP. LOOK AT THE CEREAL BOX. TONY THE TIGER HAS LESS MILK THAN YOU AN HE'S A CAT.

Jelly told me to tweet the below out, convinced that the X community would rally to her side. Now she's lying on the couch, bewildered: "My world view has just been rocked". Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be saying a prayer for the flakes that she mercilessly drowned.

The new Fortnite season is an absolute joke. However, the Gutter Tier wanted the last laugh... youtube.com/watch?v=g5GGg4…

YouTube has an A|B testing feature for thumbnails, but I didn't expect it to be almost 50/50. 😂

I skip one season of Apex for every comment like this. So far, looks like I'll see you all in season 43.

THIS IS THE WORST GUN IN FORTNITE SO SHOOSH. youtu.be/BYDFtOJMZ0E

Me when I see I'm losing YT subs every single day: 😆 Me when someone types a comment on my vid to tell me why they're unsubscribing:

So immersed that you had to pause it and tweet about one comment, which, btw, is completely valid. That spacebar is CHONK.

New Fortnite update is fun...when I'm not getting booted back to the lobby from network errors.

Decided to speak only Cantonese with Jelly in the supermarket tonight. It went quite well. I called her a "smelly bum bum" 27 times. People of Hong Kong: no need to thank me, but you are welcome.

Looks like Streaming's back on the menu booooyyyss.

Hi. I'm not dead. Hope you're all well. Will keep doing adhoc streams as and when I can. Have a good season launch of Apex, everyone. No, I'm not coming back yet. Don't know if I will. Time will tell. Enjoying Once Human atm. Short sentences. Goodbye. x

I interrupt this extended absence with an important picture... namely a reminder that I am still the bane of Jelly's existence. JellyThePlat

Who's your favorite hero in Marvel Rivals? I keep finding a new fav every time I sink time into them!!

Hi. Bye.

I reinstalled Apex.

I'm...making...a...video.... Yup. It's Apex.

What's with all the scope haters.