Fuming with buildabear! Ordered 2 weeks ago, emailed 3 times, tweeted twice, rung about 15 times and each time you cut my call off due to ‘system errors’ or leave me on hold for 20 mins then cut the call! 😡😡😡😡 where is my order???? #buildabear #worstcustomerservice

So annoying when 9 out of 32 items in your Asda order are missing 😡😫 1 hour wasted placing the order, 30 mins wasted picking the order up as I’ve got to go back to the shops now!! Asda Service Team

When my girlfriend makes me angry, I look at her through the fork and pretend she's in jail. It heals me spiritually

Hi Richard Branson! So it looks like my wedding in 3 weeks and 5 days in Cyprus isn’t going to happen. Fancy lending us a plane and your island for a week or so and throwing us a party? Do you have a reverend on the island to conduct the ceremony? Many thanks, Rachel

Hi Simon Cowell! Hoping you can help... I’m due to get married in 3 weeks and 5 days in Cyprus that looks like it will no longer happen due to lockdown. Any chance you’ve got a property and fancy hosting us a wedding? Let me know. Thanks, Rachel

Hi Lord Sugar! I’m due to get married in Cyprus on 10th April and after 2 years of planning looks like it’s all going to be cancelled. You don’t happen to have a property and free on the day to host us a wedding? Tight turnaround I know! Thanks, Rachel

Hi The Royal Family! I’m due to get married in less than 4 weeks in Cyprus and looks like we’ll be stuck in the UK. I see you’ve left the Buckingham Palace temporarily, any chance you fancy letting us house sit and hosting our wedding there given it’s empty? Many thanks, Rachel

The kindest gesture 🙌🏼 Thank you NatWest Wallasey Branch

@JordSumner96 lies! 😂

Absolutely faultless customer service from Ocado today from the two customer service representatives I spoke with and the driver!😊

I'm the proud new owner of this gem bought on Depop shop.depop.me/wj.c.v?utm_cam…

12 tickets to bongosbingo88 's birthday event to celebrate my special 26th sorted 👌🏽👏🏽🎉💃🏽👯 so excited!!!

Gorgeous birthday meal @sugarhutLIV #26 ❤️💃🏽🎉🥂

'Please share and help find them. I need them home safe.' manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-m…

Just spending a Las Vegas night with a sport star with a blue tick on his name 🕺🏻 Rey Navarro Rachel Foo Lee Hammond Kirsteen Bennett

Thank you so much to my lovely colleagues who donated all these presents to Mission Christmas 🎄🎉 #40presentslater 🎁 #radiocity #missionchristmas2017 #reverseadventcalendar @RadioCity967

Had the worst start to 2018. Surely things can only get better?

This weather is horrendous 😫🌧❄️