Is any of it going to fit him?

she figured it out 🥹

I hope nobody heard me as I was running up that hill this morning saying out loud "wait for me, wait for me" to the sky. 😂I don't care anyway because it did indeed wait for me. Glastonbury Tor about 15 minutes before sunrise.

Kemi Badenoch comes out against maternity pay. That last sentence *chef's kiss*

I hate to generationsplain, but these two are GenX. You’re welcome to borrow them, but they must be returned to our shelf.

I know we are supposed to be euphemistic about suicide but someone I love deeply has killed herself and I'm sorry if that sounds violent but it is, it was, and I just don't know how else to be honest without these words

#halloweird 🤩

Me he quedado sin palabras al ver éste video. Sin palabras.

good news everyone

EMILY YOU’RE FIRED

The family that haunts together, stays together…💀🖤

No bother. What questions are we asking them?

“Hey… Look at us. Who would’ve thought? Not me.”

borderline feral at being able to reveal this cover to the world! 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛ Carrion Crow is a gloriously gothic unfurling of one family’s festering secrets. 'Sharp, claustrophobic and undeniably gross' - Alice Slater 🍂 (offline) Available to pre-order RIGHT NOW: linktr.ee/CarrionCrow

After a (very life-busy!) but short era, I’m selling my wee flat in Anniesland. All shares appreciated 🙏 rightmove.co.uk/properties/153…

A lil reminder - behind all this there are 28 years of on/off rejection, three out of print novels, many unpublished ones, many tears, many “We just don’t know how to sell you” convos, but a chronic belief it would happen eventually. Don’t give up 🌸🔪#writingcommunity #Sweetpea

Brat summer is out, attic wife autumn is in. We’re hissing at people. We’re withdrawing from society. We’re growing our hair below our waist. We’re setting fire to his curtains. We’re gaslighting his new side piece.

Huge news for early birds

consume joy. I demand it.