Me realizing that the Epstein files were so bad, they started WW3 and faked another moon mission.

painkiller after seeing the amount of pain inside me:

Me today. Me tomorrow

All comes from Raya dancing on the ball like he has all game, when your back line is touching the ball more than any offensive players it’s a big problem, dead stats people get rated for these days

🚨⭐️ 17 year old Rio Ngumoha hits his second Premier League goal in 260 minutes this season. A beautiful one against Fulham. 🎨

Dentist: You're brushing wrong Doctor: You're eating wrong Personal trainer: You're training wrong Bartender: Great choice sir

Real MEN don't celebrate birthdays🎂

Goals this season Nico O’Reilly — 9 Bukayo Saka — 9 Cole Palmer — 9

Nico O’reilly just hit more G/A than Saka in all comps

Khusanov/Guehi two man step back there #Wowzers #IFeelSafe

Arteta next week at the Etihad when Cherki makes it 3:0 🤣🤣

90 minutes at the Allianz Arena is a long time.

Manchester City 4-1 Arsenal

Max Dowman on his way to becoming the youngest player ever to bottle a PL title 🏆👏🏻

there’s even a crystal palace variant. i can’t breathe

Need Atleti to complete the quadruple 🙏🏼

Imagine losing your life savings and then you’ve got fucking Wall-E & his mates Gegenpressing you as you try leave

Don’t wanna be an Emirates idiot…

I wonder if butterflies ever want a tattoo of a fat single mother on their lower back? 🤔

Gyokeres inside Haaland’s trophy cabinet