Funny Quote of the Day: "My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me." - Winston Churchill

Funny Quote of the Day: "Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water." - W. C. Fields

Funny Quote of the Day: "He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow." - George Eliot

Funny Quote of the Day: "The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward." - John Maynard Keynes

Funny Quote of the Day: "When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife." - Prince Philip

Funny Quote of the Day: "I am at heart a gentleman." - Marlene Dietrich

Funny Quote of the Day: "Macho does not prove mucho." - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Funny Quote of the Day: "Fashions have done more harm than revolutions." - Victor Hugo

Funny Quote of the Day: "I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met." - Herb Caen

Funny Quote of the Day: "What after all, is a halo? It's only one more thing to keep clean." - Christopher Fry

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