this is like when i had the idea of doing a non alc dirty martini but then realized it would just be olive juice

queening out with these British girls at the Mexico City mezcal bar over king Henry the 8ths wives. I love girlhood!

NOOOOOOOOO

someone asked me if my dog was a girl or a boy and I said yea he’s a Guy

Broke my New Year’s resolution like right away

ok so that was a b12 deficiency diva

Liking every IG story of peoples dogs playing in the snow

ok I don’t rlly have time for this

yall know i’m canada down

Colombia 🙂‍↕️

Te presento a un país llamado Colombia. En el pasillo no enseñan geografía

Hearing “trust your gut” is so evil with OCD. My gut is telling me the floor is going to collapse if I don’t blink in sets of 4. I’m not trusting her with ANYTHING.

I hope it’s genuine and they’re not just doing it for the cameras 🩷

OCD is such an evil disease because it makes some good arguments…”This traffic jam is your fault because you are uniquely evil.” But why am I uniquely evil???? “Because you caused this traffic jam.” Like damn. You’ve got me there

why did he name it grok

ocd is one of the most debilitating illnesses you could ever experience in life. the way it takes over every second of everyday and has the highest suicide rate amongst mental illnesses isn’t talked about enough and i hope to see the day people start taking it seriously.

my brain to me every few days

my timeline is ALL OCD, punch the monkey and backrooms movie. Im home baby

Making up rules to make your ocd compulsions more convenient for you >>>

I’ve prayed for times like these