Jew this, Jew that, Knicks in 7 #antisemtisim

Why are the incoming freshman superstars? Why am I lonely? How can I get them? Just shooting free throws Curious, -Python

We need the jap back #cubs

Lake house, bag, beer, chopped cousins. Happy 4th!

Usually don’t swing this way

Why is franny being Mr. Bladerunner 2007 not talked about enough #spitballin

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨.

It’s time to talk about the goats of this industry

Nothing worse than gambling and having to drop subtle hints about which team we should pull for when watching two random MLB teams with the fam. “Idk I like their jerseys.” Folks I have my entire week’s paycheck on the Cincinnati Reds. Back me up here.

List of things that are the same: Buccees Savannah Bananas Pit Vipers Twisted Tea Hey Dudes

Rest easy, old friend.

Sick jersey #shrink

Who has a shotgun #yotta

Flashback to Andy Andies jerking off during the math final. That kid was a weapon

Just had a train conductor with autism chirp me.

Pythons horny

Wisdom teeth out. Can’t rip the cart. Lost $500. You win liberals

Need a welfare check on Francis “The Bladerunner” Williams. Not sure if he bought the case or a pistol. Somebody help