Bro I landed a deez nuts joke on NPR npr.org/2023/07/08/118…

Why the fuck do dudes on tour be shitting 5 times a day?

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Construction workers beat up their bodies daily and never get massages. Rockstar will do 3 shows and be booking a Dr. Dot to deal with the strenuous pain of holding a guitar for an hour.

Why are bands still piling on local shows that are 8 and 9 bands deep? Have they learned nothing from history? Bills over 4 bands suck

Wtf is up with bands that have every member on their own ego riser? Bro, the stage is already elevated. Get fucked ya wackos

FOH sound guys are the most fucked in the head of any crew member. They'll be mixing a metal show but they pretentious ass be tuning the PA with Taylor Swift or some shit.

"The shows got so much better when the band started hiding their gear behind scrims with their logo on them" -Said no one ever

I ain't listening to "aggressive" music played by weenies that can't change a flat tire.

Binge drinking after a liver transplant is so fucking cool

The West Coast had some good trash bands but damn those old men need to wear real jeans instead of whatever the hell girl jeans they're wearing now.

In 100 years I would love to see people chucking '50's Les Paul's into the dumpster like they do pianos

Jesse Jane and Masiumi Max gone in the same week? Daaaang

Dune is the dumbest shit ever. That kid should beaten the brains out of that stupid cryptic ass reverand mother. Dumb fucking shit