had to write a calligramme (shaped poem) for french class and i got carried away making an english version cause i was getting mad that i didnt know the words i wanted to say

jennifer's body

Saw a guy walking and giggling to himself. Probably a comedy addict

Can we play until 1 million pm

Sticky situation 💚

a niche and uninteresting issue i have in life is that i love a good typing gif but i can never find the right one and the fact that this now exists is like an angel listened to my prayers and gave me not only the perfect typing gif but also its markiplier. And its iron lung.

mom… dad… I’d like to introduce you to the guy who sends me reels

I got better at writing essays cus I would deliberately make them shittier but in a believable way so I can spend more time with her and hear her degrade me and say I could do better. I’ve fallen off as a pervert

my wife dorky as fuck and i LIKE IT

Is that what I really look like man?? #sherlockandco #shco

Hot Girl Summer

i'm still making more keychains btw (I'm very slow)

dutch

BRUH I POSTED THE WRONG FILE IN THE REPOSTTT IM CRYING

Fahkin fresh cut. Fahkin fresh dunks. Gorgeous out. Go outside.