Someone who works at a charity shop put Jeff Goldblum in every single photo frame 😂

Maybe 9:15am is too early to have #cheetos dust on my pants after all.

Pardon the fart smell, Real Canadian Superstore was sold out of frozen spinach in any form, so I am wilting hecka spinach in my home because LASAGNA PLANS ARE UNBREAKABLE.

I underestimated how hard it would be to practice heightened hygiene AND self-isolation. Don't worry, my hands are way cleaner than my hair. #selfIsolation #washyourhands

Hey, shisha bars in #yyc...I have a 2-part Q for you: 1) why do you exist in the first place, and 2) how dare you remain open? Stop enabling #covidiots

I'm laughing AND I'm crying.

Where my yyc freelance web devs at 🙋‍♀️ We've got a WP project and would love to work with you

The #Canada Emergency Wage Subsidy is great in theory, but in practice, it could exclude some pretty deserving people. #economicresponse #COVIDCanada linkedin.com/posts/jonathan…

I know people are anxious to resume their normal lives. My family is too. As I’ve said before, this is our “new normal” for right now. Each & every one of us must continue to do everything we can to prevent the spread of #COVID19AB. This is in our hands & we can do it together.

So, @benjamagnus and I decided to wear suits from the waist up for a very casual video call with a client. Borrowed from the man friend. I AM #BrendanFraser as #GeorgeoftheJungle in city clothes for the first time.

Today is day number "I just ordered an epilator" of the pandemic. 🦁🦵

I know it's not Christmas, but I don't suppose anyone is making a bulk of bangin' nuts n' bolts for purchase/delivery?

Sometimes I think about the fact that working class white men love Donald Trump, a phony broke billionaire con artist from New York and not Joe Biden, a working class white man from Scranton basically because Trump is racist and Biden is not.

The nerve of people who ask “how are you going to pay for it?” whenever we propose building advanced public education, healthcare, & climate infrastructure yet defend a system where Trump pays $750 in taxes and Amazon pays none is beyond me.

Welp, it's official. The only thing stupider than Donald J. Trump's face is every single thing he says.

Trump: Insulin is like water.... I won’t comment on every single aspect, and will let it rest as my head hurts, but if you take anything away from this debate..... GO VOTE. #presidentialdebate2020

MacIsaac Piper Laurie

The hour between 5 and 6 pm is the slipperiest hour of all.

I know it’s spring and everything but please remember that all the sun wants to do hurt you