Hi. My name is profanity and I am addicted to Palia. Send help. I can't stop playing.

Ya know…they have this emergency alert system, but when they send rapid fire messages, one after the other, because a hurricane is headed to FL…it makes me shut them off. I’m sure I’m not the only one. It’s Florida. We know there is a hurricane coming. Calm down.

Is this a me thing, or do you also get annoyed when cashiers at the grocery store comment about everything you’re buying?

My heart ❤️❤️🥰

Hi. Are you sick of seeing Frankie yet? How about the foster pups? 😁 here’s some pics I forgot to post from the past couple weeks.

Six whole months with my Frankie beans. We have already had so many adventures and I can’t wait for more. Thanks for bringing so much joy to my life after such a hard year or two, Frank. Your happy energy brings so much light into the world 🥰🥰 love you sooo damn much.

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Frankie photo shoot this morning!! I love this dog sooooo much.

Listen, twitter, or X, or whatever you are calling yourself these days…I really don’t need notifications for posts from people. That’s what my feed is for? Whose idea was this? It’s absolutely terrible.

Happy 1st birthday to my funny, smart, goofy, loving Frankie. Thank you for 8 months of laughs and love in an otherwise dark year. Love you so much, Mr. Beans. 🥰🥰❤️🐶🐾

Frankie met Santa! 🥹

This is Frankie. Frankie likes to fetch. Also, Frankie is difficult to take pictures with, as demonstrated below.

Sometimes you just want to nap on the floor next to your dog lol. He’s such a cuddle bug.

Me: -starts organizing closet project- Also me: -halfway through project with stuff all over the office-

All’s fair in love and poetry... New album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. Out April 19 🤍 store.taylorswift.com 📷: Beth Garrabrant

Hey. It’s been a while. I have nothing new to report except Frankie is a grown up but still adorable :) hope you’re all well!

Oh hey. It’s been a while. I’m alive and just living the good life with my dog 🥰 we are thinking about leaving Florida though and open to suggestions on good places to live 😁

I figure I’ll just pop on here maybe once a year to confirm I am still alive and obsess over my dog. 😁 nothing really new - got promoted a couple times, but besides that, just enjoying my peaceful quiet life with my bestie, Frank 🥰