Honestly, I don’t think your tractor is sexy, nor anyone else’s tractor. I’m sorry Kenny, but I grew up around 1,000s of tractors. I had my house get on CNN when a guy got a D.U.I. on one, in my driveway. No, Mr. Chesney... I don’t think it’s sexy...at all. 😂 #kennychesney

Welcome to that stage of my life again where I discover Twitter again for about 2 hours and post like 47 tweets and then not open it for another year and a half. They’ve even changed its name since I last looked at it.

Twitter asks “what’s happening?” Like what is happening?

OMG

#WinonaRyder could literally steal a scarf or something and I’d still take a bullet for her.

I’m sorry I’d rather pay for the healthy dirt. #illdirt #funnysigns

Omg Presley is on Twitter again for her 48 hours a year. #presleyroan #thisisnotaprisonshirt

You know the last time I was on here it had a different name. #x

Just to let you know if you dare step foot in my yard, these viscous beasts will have your throat. #stalkersbeware

They’re so cute😭😭

Why didn’t this exist when I was 6?

Stop leaving your feet in your facebook marketplace pics.

Dear influencers and resellers, I’m just a country singer from Nashville who adores Beetlejuice can you stop buying all of the stuff 3 seconds after it hits the shelves? #Beetlejuice

happy winona ryder season to those who celebrate it<3

Winona Ryder, Jenna Ortega and Catherine O’Hara on the set of Beetlejuice Beetlejuice.

A quote from Rosie: “Stop politicizing cats. I can’t even vote! Also no one ‘owns’ me!”

Ok fine yall, I’ll buy TikTok. #savetiktok

I’m sorry. I can’t. I’m snowed in.