Forehead kisses are important!

I would rather be weird as fuck than boring as fuck.

Trying to stay alive occupies too much of my energy

I want to be invited but I don’t actually want to come

I've made it to Friday, again! I don't know how this keeps happening, but I'm grateful as fuck! 🌟

Toast got no business being as good as it is

Use a fucking coaster you classless piece of shit

Have you tried not being a little fucker?

Don't you hate it when that dark cloud of anxiety, and a low sense of self worth looms heavily over your head? I just have zero motivation today!

I'm often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

Get in loser, we're going for a cry

who the hell would ask a baby to light their fire???

Maybe 2025 will be the year I will have friends That's it, that's the post 🌟

You should be able to call in sad to work.

Once I take off my bra, it’s all over.

Being an adult is basically just watching the same tv series over and over again until you die.

Nothing says ‘fuck you’ quite like the thumbs-up emoji.

Wtf-ing my way through all of this.

if i could sleep in a freshly baked baguette i would

Am I the only one who doesn’t like avocados…