Evangelicals evangelizing: “I have good news! You’re terrible — but you don’t have to be!” Me: “But...I don’t think I’m terrible?” EE: “You are! But you don’t have to be! I have good news —“ Me: 🥴 (Note: I have been both parties in this exchange yikes)

Clearly I’m never on Twitter bc I’m just now seeing this 🙃 go check it out!!

Brb having flashbacks to the time I gave talks to a group of college kids teaching them how to discern between ideas from god and ideas from satan

I would like to brag about the fact that I just found out I raised my credit score 130 points DURING A PANDEMIC 😭😭😭 yo girl is finally getting out of the financial hole she dug herself

Covenant eyes app but for work from home: texts my accountability partner whenever I go on a non-work-related site. Can this be a thing plz

shoutout all my friends finding love. ur weak as hell for that shit but whatever

Okay hear me out: A restaurant where you sit down and have a pizza while you talk to a therapist, and it’s called The Meltdown.

Church people: if your pastor makes you think about yourself the whole sermon you are not hearing the gospel. I can’t believe what I accepted for decades. People trained to want a sermon that makes them feel guilty about their sin instead wonderstruck about their savior.

V weird to me how we used to plead “take me deeper than my feet could ever wander” and then Spirit takes some of us to tarot and deconstruction and Christians are like “wait not like that”

be careful who you call heretic you could need them on your church softball team

I told a dear Christian friend about my deconstruction for the first time yesterday and she said “Em, I’m glad you’re doing that. It sounds healthy and beautiful.” And I felt so seen 😭

People are not going hungry because we cannot feed the poor. People are going hungry because we cannot satisfy the rich.

“When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.” - Hélder Câmara

The one and only gift that purity culture gave me was fewer exes

Changing our theology is a necessary part of reparations, because the evil that the church commits is never in spite of its theology but because of it.

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