We played SORRY for game night #nottheboardgame

I like to rock n roll all night and part of every day

Took ambien last night. Big mistake

Heads up: While HQ games generally include questions about sports, we will not be only asking sports questions! But… it never hurts to brush up 🏀🧠

So this on my way home from work

I can break Elton John records with my hand and a countertop, no hockey or basketball teams needed

Join me in the opening ceremonies for the beginning of the new calendar Bread and wine will be served #LastSupperInviteCard

Not tonight, dear #3WordsICannotStand

I stood in front of the clerk at the 7-11 for 45 seconds before she looked up from her phone to acknowledge me #putthephonedown

#weekendvibes I have to work all weekend

#darkselfie

Is it true Nike sold their soles to the devil #justdoit

My family will be celebrating Thanksgiving Day in true tradition. Invite all our neighbors over for dinner, then kill them and take their land.

As I am staring at my phones home screen, I think to myself... What’s on Twitter tonight

The HERSHEY'S campaign just might be the most mysogynistic move towards women ever.

#FakeOlympicsFacts It's about time ice golf is recognized as an olympic sport

Did he just say Gay Old Man #90oscars

Happy Birthday! mason👽 Have a great day!!

I really have to stop smoking. I’m up to two a day... Lighters

When the only thing I have to do right now is go to sleep