Courtesy of a razor return, things have 'Scott' more hairodynamic in Hyndburn.

I have three picks for leader and they are all baldy

Liverpool Cllr Councillor Nick Small‏ 🇺🇦's surname is the 2nd word arguably the most famous quote from the moon landings.
Whilst a lot shorter his recent Buzz (Aldrin) cut hasn't left N(e)il (Armstrong) hair.

It's time #lockdownhaircut

Happy/Merry #EdBallsDay everyone, what's your favourite Ed Balls hairstyle?

Happy 3rd Birthday to Tony Blairs mullet. 🎂 🎈 🎉

Congratulations to both of you 🎊!
The biggest celebration in Lindley since whatever occasion had all these balloons at Terrence Rybens barbers!

Fife Cllr Stefan Hoggan for North East Fife shares a Birthday with Julia Roberts, his new buzz cut (Hugh) Grant's him zero chance of his hair K'Notting (Hill)'.

St Stephen is the Patron Saint of a few things including Horses.
St Stephen's Cllr Neil Laurenson's longer 'mane' is 'neigh' more, a night'mare' for his daughter (w)ho'of' preferred her dad's hair before it got (gal)lopped off
💈 Cellys, 31 The Shambles, Worcester. #SupportLocal

A tick (Jack) in the box on to do list by getting a short 'Jack' and sides for
Jack Price-Harbach 🔸.
💈 Yakubs Barbers, 53 Chester Street, Northwich #supportlocal

The nursery rhyme 10 Green bottles involves 'count'ing 'down'.
Cllr Anthony Smith 🔶🇺🇦's trim only involved 1 green bottle (sitting on the counter not the wall) but his (V)order(man) of a 1 back and sides remains a cons't'(on)ant.
💈 Terrence Ryben, Luck Lane, Huddersfield #supportlocal

I hope peeps will come along to see this short film 📽 on Wed. 8th May about #Leytonstones iconic & longest serving business- 'Marios Hairdressers'- starring everyones favourite mild, mannered neighbourhood #Barber 💈 Costakis Costa! Promises to be #Amazeballs ! Male Political Haircuts 💈💇‍♂️

Anyone else bold or maybe even bald enough to make a hair based wager on next week's Local Elections?!

In 2021 Watford Labour Party's Den Watling was elected with a close shave Majority of just 10, if re elected next week closer shaves will be limited to the sides of his head as he has pledged to grow a mullet for his 2nd term!
💈 Eds Mens Grooming, 372 St Albans Road, Watford.

I love to pro'moat' the ace work of Little Princess Trust where 'Castle' Ward Candidate Kemal Çufoğlu's locks lopped off during a recent fundRAZOR for Sarcoma UK which you can donate to at
justgiving.com/page/kemal-cuf…
Whilst info on the ace work of Little Princess Trust can be found at littleprincesses.org.uk

What a difference a month makes for Councillor Peter Bales 🌹 from tissues to head like velcro issues! 🥚🪒

💇‍♂️💈 Thrilled to visit Cut and Connect, a remarkable initiative by EACHa providing luxury hairdressing and barber services to those in need. Delighted to see their success, with demand growing. Kudos to the team for their hard work and dedication 🙌

The World Record for the longest distance travelled on a Penny Farthing in 1 hour was set by Chris Opie in 2019 in Derby.
5 years later but sticking with types of bike Derby City Cllr Cllr Jamie Mulhall has went 'raleigh' tight on the back (t)and(em) sides with his latest mop chop(per).

This is your one week warning for a pre local elections trim!

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Shorter for Short.
Nigel Short - Aughton & Swallownest's barbers is next door to a Chinese takeaway, after a 'chop' his hair no longer 'sticks' up in every direction.
💈 Chaps Barbers, 7 Park Hill, Swallownest #supportlocal