⠀ ⠀hey now — he offered and he said it was his weed! just said you were controlling his weed. ⠀

⠀ ⠀I DID NOT SAY THAT, JJ DID ⠀

⠀ ⠀again, he said it was HIS. I didn’t think him a liar. made you sound like some cold controlling witch. ⠀

⠀ ⠀〝 or a mother gothel for sarah’s rapunzel? 〞 a laugh. john b gave an immediate scowl of disapproval. 〝 we are not rebuilding the chateau with crime money — with my record that’ll be a field day for shoupe. 〞 ⠀

⠀ ⠀yeah, I get that. not lookin’ for anythin’ like that, maybe heyward’s got an openin’? and I’m tryin’! it ain’t me, I swear. ⠀

⠀ ⠀said you’d get mad if we use HIS weed. not even for me. seemed mad weird. ⠀

⠀ ⠀BETRAYIN’ YOU HOW, PRINCESS? ⠀

⠀ ⠀she wasn’t here, he— MAN this is a pile on! he just wanted a smoke. ⠀

⠀ ⠀we nearly romeo and juliet’ed for realsies. ⠀

⠀ ⠀YEAH ???? there would BE no next girlfriend — unless jennifer garner was free but she’s been my hall pass since I was twelve. ⠀

⠀ ⠀homies ( marge’s version ) ⠀

⠀ ⠀man I look so ugly here. ⠀

⠀ ⠀technically it’s none of my face. ⠀

⠀ ⠀it made me sad. ⠀

⠀ ⠀I take it back, wheezie is no longer my friend. ⠀

⠀ ⠀”can you not breathe so loudly” — @provenpogue, circa last night. ⠀

⠀ ⠀I did not shoot the sheriff but I may shoot a cameron later, idk yet. ⠀

⠀ ⠀honestly, do it baby boy, I know the law. ⠀

⠀ ⠀from one orphan to another, no ya ain’t. ⠀

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