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Important context for the tweet below: Dan Hodges is the son of Glenda Jackson, famous for twice winning the Academy Award for Best Actress, and serving as a Labour MP for 23 years Tulip Siddiq is the niece of Sheikh Hasina, famous for, erm, *stuff*

Wow. Labour MPs seem to be particularly tetchy today!

Maybe you should invite him onto your YouTube channel for a wide ranging discussion, Nick.

Pictured: Liz Kendall turns on the charm to try and convince MPs not to rebel.

🚨 Nick Tyrone now going door-to-door trying to troll the left

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With a team of experts, we wargamed a scenario in which the British mainstream media actually did their fucking jobs, by holding politicians to account and keeping the public accurately informed. Here's our verdict:

🚨 EXCL: Home secretary Yvette Cooper is planning to introduce legislation that would criminalise public displays of admiration for the boxing career of former three-weight champion Iran Barkley.

I am urging Keir Starmer to go further and faster with his serious pragmatism.

We hebben een serieus probleem met de secretaris-generaal van de NAVO en zijn rare papa-fetisj.

Quick question: Is this taskforce authorised with the ability to drop bunker-buster bombs on the offices of the Daily Mail?

*Brendan-ing intensifies*

"Cup the balls, work the shaft."

May this not be the last time that phrase is used. 🙏

"Brad Lander" sounds like a peevish moniker* for Jennifer Aniston that Gwyneth Paltrow came up with 25 years ago. * this is in no way intended as a "Friends"-related pun

Which of these four people is the most likely to lose their job if Labour fail to pass their proposed welfare bill next week?

Ker-ching! 💷

Has Charlie Kirk been importing donkey semen?