The Clumsy Plotter (@plotterthe) 's Twitter Profile
The Clumsy Plotter

@plotterthe

Clumsy allotmenteer. Slapdash reports from lucky plot 13. Food photo bore #growyourown

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English Country Life (@engcountrylife) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Our latest video continues our series on "The self sufficient year" as we head into August we deal with preserving, paint, parched land and pineapples 🍍 Retweets always appreciated 👍 #homestead #Food #farming #growyourown youtu.be/dlvurasZuUA

Thompson & Morgan (@thompsonmorgan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Whether you're harvesting #blackberries from your garden or foraging from hedgerows, check out these three delicious-sounding #recipes from Ellen Mary. Blackberry overnight oats, anyone? ellenmarygardening.co.uk/post/three-way… #GYO

Whether you're harvesting #blackberries from your garden or foraging from hedgerows, check out these three delicious-sounding #recipes from <a href="/EllenMaryGarden/">Ellen Mary</a>. Blackberry overnight oats, anyone?
ellenmarygardening.co.uk/post/three-way… 
#GYO
English Country Life (@engcountrylife) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Tonight on YouTube we look at how to bottle (can) tomatoes WITHOUT using a pressure canner - just like my Gradma did! 🍅🍅🍅🫙🫙 Retweets always appreciated 😉 youtu.be/VOEzEuntXbw #canning #tomatoes #harvest #preserving #homestead

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Tomatoes are in full flow, and a mystery “cucumber” shows itself as a marina di choggia. Plus first time growing mashed potato squash #allotment

Tomatoes are in full flow, and a mystery “cucumber” shows itself as a marina di choggia. Plus first time growing mashed potato squash #allotment
English Country Life (@engcountrylife) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Our new video on YouTube is the latest in our series on the Self Sufficient Year covering our September activities on the smallholding Retweets always appreciated 😉 youtu.be/LnjcpfXOfzA

Marty (@wherethemartyat) 's Twitter Profile Photo

John Lewis's Ad Agency furiously rewriting the Christmas ad to be about 2 people that meet in #TheQueue and end up having Christmas together. To a slow piano version of 500 Miles by The Proclaimers.

Lauren🍒 (@lollyfitz13) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Guys. It has happened. The 23rd of November. I went to pour a glass of Fanta from a bottle that I found in the kitchen only to be met with the screams of my mother. It’s the Christmas Fanta. Their time has come. They have started early this year. Best of luck out there.

English Country Life (@engcountrylife) 's Twitter Profile Photo

For those who like a cocktail 🍹 or a fruit drink, do take a look at tonight's YouTube video where we make Crème de Cassis - a delicious blackcurrant liqueur that's the basis of a wonderful drink - Kir Royale 🥂 Retweets always appreciated 😉 youtu.be/X4yasoYdsUU

English Country Life (@engcountrylife) 's Twitter Profile Photo

For anyone who wants to grow and preserve their own food next year, our latest YouTube video covers all the items that I wish we had known about when starting on self reliance! 🎄❄️🎁🫙 Retweets hugely appreciated 😉 youtu.be/e-daWjCENZ0

Scott Bevan (@scottylar) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If there are any farmers or landowners in the West Midlands who wouldn’t mind permitting me to metal detect some land, please get in touch. I can provide many references, will abide by any & all conditions and will fill all holes neatly. Thanks folks #ClubHectare #TeamDairy

If there are any farmers or landowners in the West Midlands who wouldn’t mind permitting me to metal detect some land, please get in touch. I can provide many references, will abide by any &amp; all conditions and will fill all holes neatly. Thanks folks #ClubHectare #TeamDairy
The Floof Lady (@theflooflady) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Have you ever had ginger wine? It's delicious with a little bit of heat! Hugh (English Country Life) shows you how to make it 👇 RTs welcome 👍 youtu.be/XzdDJa-8I1Y

Lee (@leecraddock12) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If anyone has a secret mobile phone hidden from an abusive partner, remember to switch off emergency alerts, or the phone will be activated with the loud alert on the evening of 23/04. I think this government action is misguided for a few reasons Please retweet to notify friends.