just because it says "flushable wipes" doesn't mean you have to flush them

there's been some fornicating on my land

check out Stephen - 🇺🇸 كافر 🇺🇸👊🏻 new bike

Looking to thin out my following numbers Who likes Rush?

I saw her today at the reception A glass of wine in her hand

"I am the flag of the United States of America. My name is Old Glory." Since being adopted by the Continental Congress on June 14, 1777, the Stars and Stripes has stood watch with all American service members in the defense of freedom. Happy #FlagDay!

this morning Stephen - 🇺🇸 كافر 🇺🇸👊🏻 put on his tightest shorts and favorite crop top before realizing it's actually "flag" day

"Happy Birthday US Army" ~Joe Biden

Ain't got no gun Ain't got no knife Don't you start no fight

When it's the Army's bday and you forgot which MRE comes with poundcake

pray for me please

What's up with the Elvis protests today? #nokings

I was walking down the street When out the corner of my eye I saw a pretty little thing approaching me

first father's day as a grampa I'm so confused right now

we took our granddaughter last night to remind us why we stopped having kids

got this for father's day and yes I will be setting it up in the backyard immediately

would

Is this where I'm going? God...? Is this the place?

how about we just rename shaming and call it "you made your bed..."

channeling lance armstrong but with balls