Remember during the pandemic people were so bored they spent time trying (and succeeding) to make their broom stand on its own in the middle of a room?

I cut off so much hair. How many days till I cry?

Threw up in front of the Golden Gate Bridge #justgirlythings

Got an IUD yesterday. Can’t wait to not have a baby or a period honestly

Sitting in the car listening to the radio instead of going in and starting dinner oops

I have so many dumb little thoughts in my head and I always think about tweeting them but no one knows about this app so now what? Do I write all my thoughts in notes?? This is especially bad when Chain Gretzky is on the other side of the world

I really want an energy drink right now cause I’m so tired but I haven’t had one in 7 months and it’s a slippery slope. Caffeine free life (outside of pop) is hard.

Once I asked Dereck a question about Connor McDavid but thought his name was Connor McDonald and ill never hear the end of it

At this point Dereck and I are pretty much in a long distance relationship again. It’s actually the worst.

My dad died today and I only know how to cope with things with humour and I think people think I’m a monster

I’m flying back home after being in Sudbury for three weeks and it’s a weird feeling because I don’t really have anything to come back here for

Losing my dad and my memere just over a month apart has my tiny brain convinced that everyone around me is going to die one after another so that is very cool, I’m doing great!!!!!!

Ozempic is cool till you’re flying down Deerfoot and suddenly have to puke so you quickly unscrew your Owala tumbler and use it to catch your mess but it’s filling up so you have to pull over on Deerfoot while puking and you get out and puke while also trying not to die.

The bots out here care more than west jet themselves