We all know that those 25% tariffs won’t happen, right? Clearly his threat worked, as both Mexican and Canadian leaders have already met with Darth Cheeto to hammer out agreements…

Well, the tree’s now up… when does the Holiday Cheer set in? Or does that require a trip to the liquor store?

Oof. No coach and an ownership group that wants out. Why don’t I see this ending well?

Starting every morning with the Lord’s Prayer?

Happy New Year, whatever internet deviants are still left here!

Me and my wife have this thing where one of us asks “Sleep well last night?” and the other one says “Of course not” and we go about our days.

Someone asked us to fax them some documents Can you even do that anymore?

Line forms to the left, folks!

Finally, not a promotion that gives someone their first top division experience!

*GASP* Who could have predicted that mandatory return-to-office mandates would have a negative impact to employers?!? youtu.be/4ec_yZCWOCY

Don’t mind this kit, but they’re having a laugh pricing the authentic one at $214 without a name/number on the back.

Lucky 13? Fitting that I’m not on here much any more… #MyXAnniversary

Following some reports of Tesla vehicles and infrastructure being damaged we can confirm that no investigations will take place into any alleged wrongdoing

Yeah, this referee wants to make sure that the game doesn’t end with 11v11… #CONCACAF

Ooh, Sunday evening dread is extra spicy on a Monday.

Hey DAZN, DAZN Football why is your feed of the German Supercup still showing the placeholder advertising reel when the match started 15 minutes ago?

The Whitecaps are more American than Miami… 4 Americans in the starting 11, and 2 Canadians. At least 4/6 play for their national teams. Not a single North American player in Miami’s starting 11. #vwfc