Cruz control your emotions. This is elevated comedy unlike Trump's latest slapstick shtick on Robert Mueller's passing and Newscum's dyslexia.

An ABSolute Comeback.

FYI a nuclear suicide vest isn’t feasible due to basic physics. Nuclear explosions require critical mass, which means slamming the particles together. It needs space, so containers are large & heavy. This isn’t limited by tech. It’s limited by physics and reality.

Kalu Aja Lols... A little correction about history... No! GEJ did not...his regime strangulated Geometric Power, after unceremonously sacking Dr Barth Nnaji as Minister of Power.....bcos his company bidded for ENUGU DISCO..... Thereafter Geometric Power was licensed to operate the "Aba

Trump: I hang out with losers because it makes be feel better. I hate guys that are very, very successful and you have to listen to their success stories. I like people that like to listen to my success.

Trump: “When I didn't get the Nobel Peace Prize. You gotta understand, I don't care. Norway has lost so credible. I stopped 8 wars… I do it the best. I stopped wars that nobody thought—President Putin called me, he said, 'I can't believe you stopped this one and this one.’”

When you assume you are a courtier but you are merely a tier one loser in the royal court.

#Ethiopia's government has instructed all public institutions and state-owned enterprises to put non-essential employees on annual leave in an attempt to mitigate the fuel shortage suffocating transportation across the country. thereporterethiopia.com/49965/

Lieman Capote.

Please don't molest Cuba.

When your legs are too short to defend the box.

He should reenact that scene in front of the press.

We see you Druski. Keep up the good work.

Monty Python is for times like these.

The Crusaders Starring Andy Muggles as the the leper King, Baldwin IV.

アメリカから肉の洗礼が次々届いていますが、これの何が腹が立つかというと、これ系のポストで主に紹介されている黒い肉の塊は単純な塊肉のステーキではなく、ブリスケット（テキサスBBQ）と呼ばれる、長時間低温でスモークし、手で触れただけでホロホロに崩れるような代物で、手間も時間もかかるうえ

Dear Mr. Bolaji Abdullahi, Fmr Honourable Minister under GEJ, Fmr APC publicity secretary, Fmr PDP stalwart, Fmr State Commissioner, Fmr State Governor’s Aide. In politics since 2003 Bolaji Abdullahi There is a certain elegance to your message, sharp, emotional, deliberate. But there