So much for the old phase of being as "thick as a plank of wood"! Those folks obviously haven't meet the smart plank of wood known as Mui! ow.ly/BlE930nehSr #ces #smarttech

Send me the film!

Boating accident? I think not.

Tom Brady is my spirit animal. GOAT. #GoPats

1. Amity Snack Shack 2. Amity Snack Shack 3. Taft lounge on Abba night 4. Divers Cameras 5. Redsox

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It's so cold I can't even head down to Amity Snack Shack!!

Fortunately Amity Harbor operations are funded by the Amity Town budget, Mass. State DOT money and a generous grant from The Peterson Charitable Trust, Kat Peterson Trustee. @LenPetersonJr

It’s a beautiful day, the beaches are open, and the Patriots kick off at 1:05. Everyone will be having a wonderful time! #GoPats

Good luck, New England Patriots! Your turn to #BeatLA. 👊

Everyone in the Taft Lounge is singing "Farewell and Adieu" to the Los Angeles Chargers

The Chargers might have a chance if they were down by two touchdowns, but not by four! NOT BY FOUR, THEY DON'T!

If Pats win I'm walking down to South Beach naked. #GoPats

Thank you to whoever rescued me from the beach this morning. Docs say I'll be discharged today. Thank you for finding my shorts too.

Seeing some of these #NFL coaching picks..I thank god for Belechick! #Patriots

We don't need that kind of trouble in Amity coffee!!

I'm all for a #GB20 but I'll you if that Murray fella comes back to Taft lounge, I'm going to give him a knuckle sandwich for his Bingo cheating!!

We don't need that kind of panic on Amity!

Chores #Jaws #songorfilmhouseholdchores

I'm having a god damn heart attack. #NEvsKC