Jason Garrett has been relieved of his duties as offensive coordinator.

yeah yeah, I'm getting to it

someone having a markiplier phase is such a red flag bc why was it temporary

Today I’m giving away our unreleased XL Down Your Throat Pendant!!! Picking winner tonight🖤 (10 p.m. mtn) This is for you, the Twitter family, for being my favorite people🙂 Steps: 1. Like this tweet 2. RT this tweet 3. Moan under this pic (jk) That’s it!!! Goodluck, 🖤 u

10 STAGES OF ADDICTION BRACELET GIVEAWAY🖤 Cause I love our Twitter homies so much, just: 1. RT 2. Like 3. Scream under this pic (jk) And you’ll be entered to win this bracelet tonight!! I’ll be picking the winner at 12:00 a.m. MTN (midnight) Goodluck!!! Love ya

Reporter: what are you doing April 28th and 29th? Dolphins' front office: not much

If Derek Stingley Jr. goes top 5 tonight, I’ll giveaway $1,000 to someone who retweets this and follows me

New York Giants Me right now!!!

Marvelous🥂 my first full album in 2 years. Drops October 28th. My best work yet guaranteed 🚀 Thanks everyone I love y’all

call me yung gravy the way i been taking out these cougars

Congratulations to Mahopac High School senior Isabella Valle for receiving the National Hispanic Recognition Award from College Board for her academic achievements.

k im back

Congratulations to senior captain Brett Bergerson for being named a Commended Student by the National Merit Scholarship Program! Our team is so proud of our leader for so many reasons!! #STUDENTathlete mahopac.org/feed?blockGrou…

nick cannon has impregnated a 1994 saturn s-series sedan

🚨 GIVEAWAY 🚨 Giving away 2 lower bowl tickets to an NFL Playoff game of your choice (not SB) How to enter: 1. Retweet this 2. Follow me & @UnderdogFantasy & Snapback Sports

Double voting means double giveaways 😏 RT & comment with “#WPMOYChallenge Barkley” for a chance to win an autographed Saquon Barkley football! 1 RT = TWO VOTES #WPMOYChallenge + Barkley

Physics students, what did the announcer just say that is wrong right as the 3rd quarter ended?

The 2023 AP Calculus BC scores: 5: 42%; 4: 16%; 3: 20%; 2: 16%; 1: 6%. This is an increase over last year, really impressive scores (all those 5s!), although not yet back to pre-pandemic levels.

TB 37 - 39 HOU Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1080th unique final score in NFL history.