I legitimately am a piece of shit

I legitimately am a piece of shit. - Pork

I never want to mill myself more than when I have to work on a Saturday morning

I think I got half the BE Twitter folks to QT this yesterday

Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat. 69 assholes tied in a knot. Hurrah. Lizard shit. Fuck.

RT if Jayson Tatum and Derrick White should keep doing headband games 👀

Politically motivated assassination.

Bridget from Vermont is a LOSER

“Ben Rice” lmfao

Get Connor Wong off my baseball team.

When it’s been long enough and I tell her I’m ready for round 2:

That’s it. I’m officially done with the Red Sox until further notice. I may even just root for the Yankees because I don’t care anymore. Red Sox you’re a fucking joke forever. May John Henry die and Craig Breslow get left by his family after you fire him.

Salary dumped Devers. FUCK YOU CRAIG BRESLOW

I actually hope Craig Breslow dies and I don’t really care if I get banned for saying that

No team makes it harder to root for them than the Boston Red Sox.

Said this year was gonna be my first year going back bc it was the first year they’ve demonstrated they were at least trying to be worth the money. I am not going back to Fenway for a Red Sox game, maybe ever at this point. I’m done. I’ve been blessed enough to see plenty.

UConn basketball is officially the only thing I have to root for with legitimate purpose for the next 18 months so can we like fire up a spaces or something

I really haven’t had a fun birthday in like 15 years