Not this tweet doing numbers. Did I lie tho? 😜

The bed for the guest room is being delivered right now and it’s pissing it down. Of course! It only rains here like 5 days a year and it would be today!🤣🤣🙈

Masturbation is a hobby

Wow! Just wow. Like the spammers don’t even try anymore. This is so far from believable. Nothing about me would suggest I support Trump or any republican. Try harder doichebags

Not sure what the future holds for twitter so just in case, here are my socials: Instagram: California Pete Snapchat: California Pete Telegram: California Pete

Decided to join. Just in case this bird app flies into a jet engine 🤣 mastodon.lol/@peteinspace

Does anyone else keep “aspirational clothes” in their wardrobe that they no longer fit into but really want to

Only have a couple followers. But it’s fun to be on a new platform. I think it’s gonna be great! mastodon.lol/@peteinspace

Omg… my phone just rang and I actually answered it 🤣🤣 I almost forgot how to talk.

Y’all. We’re not doing this again, right?We had four years that felt like a nightmare and that was that…right?

Hint: she was in Vibes with Jeff Goldblum😉

Way past my bed time. Night all. Or good morning 🤣🙈

Grindr really shooting big today.

Have the day off so think I’m gonna do some decorating 😄