A Monk Once Said: If you're 37. Instead of regretting that you can't wake up age 18 again, pretend to yourself that you're 90 and you've woken up age 37 again, and that you get to magically, wonderfully have the next 50 years again.

Once a person accepts that we're in the middle of a controlled demolition on our way to technofeudalism and WW3 everything makes a lot more sense.

If you’re still single right now, just give up. Everybody has gotten who they want and it’s not you.

Siri, play "Where is my husband!"

rewatching heated rivalry call that reheated rivalry

Yesss I’m going to get back into the dating scene! I just have to fix my hair, skin, teeth, antisocial tendencies, self-sabotaging patterns, five year plan, mental health, relationship to sex, relationship to food, & attachment style

Them: "Carson Beck is going to the national championship" Me:

there’s something about a circuit gay that’s also a little disney adult

WATCH - Big fight breaks out inside Poland’s Wroclaw Zoo

Literally no one will ever look as badass as this Iranian chick.

Oregon Nazis looking for the Football Ark of the Covenant 🤝 Getting fucked up by Indiana

the best thing united states of america has to offer

Albert Camus said there’s only one serious philosophical question: whether to kill yourself. here’s one answer: if you choose to live, then do it offensively. don’t ration your existence. life demands you go all in on yourself. it will keep pushing until you get it.

Life is temporary, drip is forever.

Will probably never be loved but I have to send emails so I can’t really think about that right now

If Carson Beck had attended class, maybe he would have been able to read that secondary coverage.

In a world full of Carson Becks, be a Fernando Mendoza.

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my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport