you're in her DMs, i'm in her DMs too but just talking about normal stuff cause i don't wanna be presumptive, and anyway she lives in another state, so what are the odds if you really thi--

L + ratio + my bones are hollower than yours

how many of the following can you do well? - play an instrument - play a competitive sport - write code

im rly on my periwinkle type shit lately i'm a twilight sky in the making

DDOSing example dot com

if you're the 3/3 please take this opportunity to flex a little

Seattle's typical architectural style is kind of fake and soulless, but at this point i think we should just lean into it. Make it so omnipresent it becomes distinctive.

the checklist: - erratically spaced windows - made entirely of fiber concrete, and glass - base color is gray, white, or dark slate, with an optional yellowish-green accent - 2–10 stories tall - all angles are exactly 90º

frankly, when it comes to cigarettes, vapes and zyns, i thought we all knew better by now. but i guess not.

i don't worry about the amount of calories a food has. it'll just make me less hungry later

always have more hangers than you need. abundance mindset

pickleball is beginner friendly, but on the flip side it gets UGLIER at the very top levels. the best players can hit any shot they want, so they're reduced to idiotic dinks over the net because their opponents can punish anything else. complete opposite of tennis

going on yelp and just making up stories

If you dream of being a sophisticated atlantic aristocrat/artist, you should be listening to the bird and the bee. It's music for cocktails in a classy, offbeat lounge. Music for kino. Music for a tryst with a poet. A good starting point: youtube.com/watch?v=TMy6X5…

my friends keep telling me i have to watch this or that northernlion clip, and it's always some guy just talking about whatever. i don't get it.

i am summoning friday

it was hard but i did it. you're welcome guys

it seems like the way to post "bangers" is to keep a list of everything that was funny 1 month ago, and then mix and match with the thing that was funny 1 hour ago.

call that dev opps

look you're gonna hate me for this but i'm summoning monday now