do u like spliffs

it bothers me when men refer to their spouse as “the wife”

im leaving 30 min early and commuting on the clock home. FTP!

i knew i wanted to steal time from corporate ever since i was a little girl

what ru having for dinner

oh no im not sick i just cough like this

u have to mute the hot people just to get thru the day

canceling my gym membership i never use 😔

absolutely losing my mind every single day at how much i love my dog

i have been taking everything extremely personal lately i feel so bitter

shocked pikachu pen!!!

they should give u money for being alive

twitter was more fun when people sent me money

i hope i survive another day of reality

i shouldn’t be awake this late it’s almost time to reset my sleep schedule