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My not yet 7 week old baby put himself to sleep in his crib at 10 PM, no binky either. Woke up at 5 AM. I’m assuming this is not normal?

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Michael Scott in Diversity Day = Robin DeAngelo

First postpartum run under the belt. Feels so good to have my strength/breath back!

A lot of difficult things are worth pursuing, but not everything that’s difficult will bring you meaning. And besides, often the pursuit is the source of meaning. We are meant to strive towards a goal.

Our The Babylon Bee managing editor Joel Berry has been locked out of his account for posting "excessively graphic" content like "severe injuries" or "torture" for sharing a medical description and photo of an arm mutilated for gender transition surgery. Big self-own, @Twitter

Here me out on this before calling me a heretic: could the trinity be described as Body (Jesus), Mind (God the Father), and Spirit (Holy Spirit)? Is that how we’re made in God’s image?

if we had been shown this picture in 2019 we would have laughed and said “no way, no one’s actually that dumb.” Well, here we are.

Elon gets it

Just remembered that Israel had put idols that involved sex acts and child sacrifices IN THE TEMPLE.

Woman: “I need to go to target to buy groceries for dinner.” *buys everything but groceries for dinner*

This is the only reason I’m optimistic for the future of the US

The Wingfeather Saga may be the best books I’ve ever read. They may be children’s fiction but they are True. Andrew Peterson The Wingfeather Saga

Not only is this true, you don’t have to go $40k-100k in debt to have babies. Families would be economically so much better off if women didn’t invest so much time/$ into college.

Well it just happened

As a mother of a two month old I can say this is 100% false. My baby watches my mouth and copies me. If I wore a mask all he probably wouldn’t know how to smile yet. When I sing to him he moves his mouth in imitation of me