#ArcticMonkeys I wish my d*ck was as big as Alex's ego

#ArcticMonkeys Oh now I know why they didn't play Fake Tales......

With Sonny leaving, this is the end of an era. In recent years, we've witnessed one of our own become our leading goal scorer. And a player who's spent 10 years at the club, lift a European trophy. Not to mention them being the Prem's best ever partnership. This needs to happen!

Savinho...a great player, but I'm not getting my hopes up. Is it just another token offer from the board to say "Hey, look at the bids we've made?" Just like the Guehi bid in January? I hope I'm wrong 🙏

It only takes #15Mins to charge a Google Pixel 2 for 7hrs use. I just entered the EE #WINaPixel2 comp to win one! cards.twitter.com/cards/48joc/4v…

You're looking well @Paul_Gascoigne8. How are you doing??