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Calling all former Android users that have switched to iPhone - would you recommend it, or is the lack of a 'back' button too frustrating? #android #iPhone #iOS #mobiles #Apple #Google

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Challenge yourself with a full on DIY assembly experience! Vanpowers manufacture slim sports bikes that you can easily assemble yourself! Put that Lego down and start working on this! #vanpowers

Challenge yourself with a full on DIY assembly experience! <a href="/VanpowersBike/">Vanpowers</a> manufacture slim sports bikes that you can easily assemble yourself! 

Put that Lego down and start working on this! #vanpowers
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COUGH, Hello, is that Elon Musk? COUGH COUGH...yeah sorry, I won't be able to make it in today, I've caught this...erm...thing that everybody seems to be getting...bye! #ThreadsApp #ElonVsZuckerberg

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Why did they re-cast Peppa Pig with actors that sound nothing like the originals? I do a mean Daddy Pig. I even went method by developing a similar physique. #peppapig #milkshake

Why did they re-cast Peppa Pig with actors that sound nothing like the originals?

I do a mean Daddy Pig. I even went method by developing a similar physique. #peppapig #milkshake
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Sacré bleu! If you live in Dover, taking the kids on a road trip to France might be a shout. Geordies might be best just getting a baguette whooshed from Tesco. paternaldamnation.com/survive-a-road…