Is Kurt finally preparing to disown Faketoshi and admit he has wasted the last 15 years?

😂

Please below an urgent request from Faketoshi for a new PhD superviser. I was going to recommend someone, but unfortunately I have forgotten their name. We're so alike!

Isn't Gumbo a physicist? Or was it Chumbo?

Success S Tominaga (Aka Dr Craig Wright)! I have just heard that Prof. D. Mayaka, of the Department of Theoretical Physics at the University of Nairobi, has agreed to supervise your new PhD. Congratulations!

Definitely *not* an AI slop Faketoshi alt.

🚨 BREAKING! 🚨 The word on the street is that famously modest SciFi author, Creggan DeMorgan, is about to be identified as Satoshi Nakamoto. Bookmark this.

The owner of one of the thinnest skins known to man opines on the subject of microaggressions.

Faketoshi fondly remembers his A-rent-ador.

Shut up and take my BSV.

Faketoshi accidentally hits on a ladyboy in Bangkok, changes his mind and quickly decides to style it out.

Faketoshi contemplates a return to the west. Here's an idea: why don't you fuck off back to Australia?

As I am one of the poorest one billion people in the world, you owe me a mobile phone at least. Prick.

Remember when Craig thought his PhD supervisor was named "Gumbo"? Stay tuned for more mnemonic cooking tips with Dr Wright.

Craig rehearsed this mnemonic for a week before his cross-examination: "Gumbo carries the weight. Chumbo supervises the PhD. Gumbo carries the weight. Chumbo supervises the PhD. Gumbo carries the weight. Chumbo supervises the PhD." He still managed to fuck it up.

Taipei 101. I'll see you at the top.

A bit like your approach to trial evidence, right Faketoshi?

Kurt Wuckert Jr Lil Kurty: "evidence presented at COPA was overwhelming enough that I can't in good faith defend Wright's Satoshi claim anymore. Judge Mellor's ruling wasn't a close call. The C++ knowledge gaps, the unsigned integer confusion, the document forgery findings - they stack up."