Why do students believe that they’re at the top of this social food chain, as if they have the loudest voices and the belief that everybody wants to hear what they have to say?

Can’t believe Kebab Novichok beat Connor McFlurry. #UFC229

Saving money is a bitch, I currently have £140 in a savings account but urgently need it in my current because I’m in my overdraft.

Grandad just found out he’s diabetic and he is absolutely fumin

How many food?

Reading + Leeds

Wae haf everyone started tweeting everything in thes weird northern accent lyk it’s nae even a language and u jus look stupet

Tinder on the train is like a drive by lottery

Was in the studio today and Emeli Sandé was recording downstairs, what is going on fam

When you just absolutely cant go anywhere without your hamster

Just found out they don’t give you ketchup in prison and honestly that’s enough to keep me on the straight and narrow.

I’m looking forward to growing my hair back so I can stop acting like a dick head

Why is this kid's laugh so terrifying 😳🔊

In the gym. Throwing weights about like cheap biscuits.

you don’t look comfortable

During lockdown, while many other artists are doing mini-concerts from their homes, I thought I’d do you all a favour and not.

2 Months Vs. 7 months