There’s no storyline which ends with me spending 8k that I didn’t wann spend

Trying to use the Woolworths SA shopping app is an exercise in sheer frustration 😭😭😭😭 your service is supposed to premium: why is the app so janky, guys??? Learn from your peers at Zulzi and Checkere, coz this ain’t it!!

We are aiming for less than 20% this time around. We must get to a point where the ANC doesn’t have a say at all. RT for awareness

First borns are really experimental kids hey. First day of Grade 1, my parents put me on scholar transport. I was the only child going to a different school in that taxi, even my uniform was different 😭 When all the kids got off at their school… I also got off. Loya malume

Corporate is literally high school with a paycheck

La kuSocial media nonke nithenga imizi cash, no rentals. Futhi nonke ninamadoda anemali, aniyazi nje nhlobo ifemale bread winner. Your credit scores are all on 700, no debts. Futhi you guys move on immediately after a break up, ni-mature nje, no crash outs. Y’all love amaEx enu

It has finally ended in CA(SA). uNkulunkulu Mkhulu bafethu, buzani mina yoh!😭😭😭😭

Called my mom at 10pm in tears. My baby had been crying for hours. She showed up in 10 mins. I asked, “When does this get easier?” She smiled, “I’m still up late with my baby… and now hers.” Maybe it never gets easier, but with her, it’s better.

Motho nkabe a rekile grocery ka 2004 ae beya 😔

One day we’re gonna have to watch an ad before we answer the phone

this is Virgin Active, Discovery miles and Curro language...peak Macha latte, pilates language that soaked oats, almond milk talk

The longer you work in corporate, the more you realize… Most ‘urgent’ deadlines are just poor planning from someone who won’t admit it

Zolisa Xaluva I would auction my family members one by one for you 😭🥹

“You account has been credited with $500…” Me at Ocean Basket: Can you please bring me a whale?

I live in constant fear of being asked to share a fun fact about myself.

You finally start making middle class money but it’s 2026, not 2014 and there isn’t a middle class anymore . You’re either rich or poor 🤣🤣

debt? paid.

Mbalula's birthday on April Fool's Day? It makes sense now